Is Chuck Norris Really That Great Java Developer?

Some developers believe that Chuck Norris is the best Java programmer. This is nothing but a myth. For instance the statement:
Chuck Norris doesn’t need unit tests because his code always work. ALWAYS.[from geekstogo.com]
is absolutely irrelevant, knowing that Bruce Lee practiced Deployment Driven Development (DDD) for years, even before the advent of Java. He deployed the application first, then wrote the test and eventually the bullet proof code... The deployment was always successful and the green-bar never red.


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we have chuck norris on jenkins. He does not like failing builds. This is at least what the last contributor said befor he got remote-roundhouse-kicked. https://jogamp.org/chuck

Posted by michael bien on February 12, 2011 at 08:40 PM CET #

@Michael,

as I wrote - Chuck Norris is o.k., but Bruce would remove all the clouds and rain from your dashboard. It never rains in hudson / jenkins land with Bruce Lee...

enjoy hacking!,

adam

Posted by adam-bien.com on February 12, 2011 at 08:58 PM CET #

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